I saw him LIVE tonight!! He was so freakin' AWESOME! Plus he waved at me and I was like; "OMG!". I gave him a little Magno-Men. I think he liked it.
I have never laughed so much at the thought of juggling rapist clowns.
Though my Dad had to spoil the evening by seeing stars. Here's the basic dialogue.
Dad: What the hell's that?!
Me: What?
D: Those red lights in the sky?
E: Looks like a series of Supernovae.
D: That can't be a Supernova. They're too bright! Plus they don't last that long.
M: Supernovas are very bright. They can last for weeks, even months!
D: Then why are they moving?
M: They're hardly moving at all! Even if they are, it's probably because the earth is rotating.
D: They're UFO's!
M: Oh don't be ridiculous! There's no proof of UFO's apart from tacky hoax videos.
D: It's more likely than a Supernova!
M: WHAT?! You've never even did Physics at school, let alone study space. Why would an alien fly millions of light-years (because no planet near us can support life advanced enough to build such advance technology) just to appear for 10 seconds? And why Sheffield?!
D: Mark my words, UFOs will be in the newspapers tomorrow.
To which I gave up. Urgh. Why do parents have to act like they're smarter than their kids? And why act smart with such an idiotic theory?
ANNOYED!
As long as I think about the rapist clowns, my annoyance should subside.
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